get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful
but can you do math?
don’t. don’t do this to me
(via bummrd)
Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!
Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.
A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers
(Source: laurakvstheworld, via homophobic)
“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”
(via theshitneyspears)
