Slightly Angry Melanin

greelin:

newtgeiszler:

but can you do math?

don’t. don’t do this to me

swansongofuyulala:

lubricates:

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

yelverton:

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

ramen-hamster:

krissanthimum:

SJSHDJSKSAKDS????

WIG???

arbitrary-stag:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

When you haven’t drank anything all day and you finally have a glass of cold water and it hits your thirstussy:

completelyinfallible:

me first entering a dungeon for an item vs me not getting the item after the 50th attempt

1kpenny:

teathattast:

phillymadeleek:

eearth:

mement0mori:

understanding yourself is power.

loving yourself is freedom.

Forgiving yourself is peace

gaspack:

gaspack:

the mysterious case of benjamin bottom

coltre:

when I randomly spot my own reflection on objects like

politijohn: